Female Chef with Hostess experience Wanted, Hostess wanted, Travel Involved job in New York, NY

Seeking a female chef for a very special engagement in New York and Paris.    If this is you, you need not have years of experience, but, rather, you must be creative, independent, personable, and extremely attractive.   You must be tall (at least 5'9"), have beautiful skin, a wonderful smile, and dark brown incredible eyes.  You should be fluent in English, with the ability to converse in French as well.    The perfect candidate will be smart, talented, kind, classy, and full of life. She is artistic, compassionate, forgiving, and loving. Your name should be Simone Antoinenette Dodson Thenault.    Because if it is, I want to marry you.  I love you with all of my heart and soul. I am so sorry for my mistakes. I need you in my life forever.   Please marry me Simone.  I cherish you.     Joe  ...