Zombie Outbreak Response Team (Serious inquiries only)

US Army - Tukwila, WA4.4


Can we count on you to stop the Zombie Hordes?

Luckily there is currently no zombie outbreak, but who do you think will be called upon when the world needs to be saved from the zombie scourge? The best trained elite fighting force in the world of course. Join the US Army Infantry and learn the skills necessary to defeat any zombie horde and be one of the first on the Zombie Outbreak Response Team when it's formed!

Here's some more info for all you future Zombie fighters:



We are looking for motivated people join the US Army Infanty. We offer full medical and dental benefits. No experience needed. We'll even pay for your training, housing and, moving expenses. Plus college and other benefits.

The infantry is the main land combat force and backbone of the Army. They are responsible for defending our country against any threat by land, as well as capturing, destroying and repelling enemy ground forces.

Job Duties:

  • Perform as a member of a fire team during drills and combat
  • Aid in the mobilization of vehicles, troops and weaponry
  • Assist in reconnaissance missions
  • Process prisoners of war and captured documents
  • Use, maintain and store combat weapons (e.g., rifles, machine guns, antitank mines, etc.)


Job training for infantryman requires 14 weeks of One Station Unit Training, which includes Basic Combat Training and Advanced Individual Training. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field.

Helpful Skills

  • Willingness to accept challenges
  • Ability to perform well under stress
  • Physically and mentally in shape
  • Ability to work as a team member

Call or Text 206-376-2331 for more information.

Job Types: Full-time, Part-time

Salary: $50,000.00 to $80,000.00 /year


  • High school or equivalent (Required)