THE BEVERAGE INDUSTRY CALLS YOU OVER THE HILL.
WE CALL YOU A T.O.B. — A TOUGH OLD BASTARD.
JOIN US. WE WANT YOU!
LOFB (League of Fat Bastards) is a US-based premium non-alcoholic beer and global award-winning premium cigar brand built on brotherhood — for the moments when men put down the mask and talk straight.
We're committed to giving back 40% of net profits to men's mental health, with deep ties to the military, veteran and first responder communities.
Our initial Big Hairy Audacious Goal is to give back $1M... and we need your help to do it.
Find out more about us at www.lovelofb.com, and about the non-alc beer you'll be selling at www.lofbzero.com.
Who is Steve?
Steve is our Head of Sales. He was a sports jock at college. He has always been a highly motivated, dedicated, solid, family man. He spent 35 years in sales, on the road. Handshakes, relationships, reputation — before Zoom calls took over the world. He was winding down. Very talented and, frankly, bored. He was told it was time, but he couldn't just hang around the house... he wasn't done yet!
So out of the blue, Steve answered an ad just like this one. He met our whippersnapper 55-year-old Proud Founder Adam, they shared their life journeys, connected at a human level, and Steve started the next week.
He now leads LOFB Sales in the USA with a massive smile on his face — loving what he does, meeting great people, selling an amazing product, knowing he's doing some good in the world.
Now Steve's recruiting more Steves.
LOFB is now appointing a Road Captain ( ie sales exec) in every major US city. Your city. Your relationships. Your patch.
The deal, straight:
→ Monthly stipend plus high commission — you're driven by results, not attendance.
→ Travel covered.
→ Fits around your life, not the other way around. That's different. Deliberately.
→ Semi-retired? Perfect.
→ Need to be out of the house? Even better.
What we want:
→ Decades of face-to-face product sales and the war stories to prove it.
→ Beverage experience is great but not essential — person-to-person product sales is the baseline.
→ A name that still opens doors and a phone that still gets answered.
→ Honest, real, open and dogged — show us how you plan, prepare, monitor, follow up, close.
→ Someone who delivers. No excuses. It's simple.
→ A good person. Non-negotiable.
If that's you, you're not just our kind of rep — you're exactly our kind of customer. That's not a hard sell. That's an honest conversation around a bloody good beer.
Fat Bastards make the beer.
Tough Old Bastards sell it.
No man drinks alone.
That's LOFB.
Come on — connect with Steve and Adam at [email protected]. Old school. No DMs, Instabook Messages or tok-tik twerks required.
Just send us an email and tell us about you — at a human level: your relevant product sales experience, which major US city you own, and why this is the right opportunity for you.
Pay: From $3,000.00 per month
Benefits:
- Employee discount
- Expense account
- Mileage reimbursement
- Travel reimbursement
Experience:
- Field sales: 10 years (Required)
Willingness to travel:
Work Location: Remote
